Castiel: - because of my family's connection to the church and God.
Balthazar: You Baptists.
Castiel: I'm not a Baptist.
Balthazar: Yes you are. You're from the South, and all Southerners are Baptists. I saw a program about it.
Castiel: Sou-? I grew up in Illinois!
Balthazar: Which is technically in the South. I googled it.
Castiel: ... You are being intentionally ridiculous.
Balthazar: That's a lie. It's not intentional so much as it's my natural state.