Anonymous said:Wanna talk about dignity? I farted in my doctoral defense. Right after a super serious question from a committee member. A wet juicy squeaky fart that echoed around the front of the room. My friends have called me Dr. Fart since. I was once introduced at a conference that way accidentally. People I don't even know have met me, widened their eyes, & said, oh, you're Dr. Fart. I'm a legend they tell at my grad school about a grad student who farted at their defense. NO DIGNITY EVER AGAIN.